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"You're gay, so you must want to fuck me."
on 02/04/2010 10:02:39
This is me shoving my sexuality in your face.

In all honesty, I'm sick of straight guys who think that just because I'm gay, I want to fiercely and fabulously (gay joke, yes) penetrate their asshole. While I will admit that it's something I'll joke about to guys who know that I'm not being serious, I've never, not once, flirted with a guy that I knew was straight. So what's up with the disposition that every gay, lesbian, or bisexual wants to fuck anyone with two legs, a pulse, and the same genitalia?

I'm sorry, but my sexuality is pretty damn obvious. If you're afraid I'll hit on you, then just stay away and don't start a conversation/friendship with me. It's that simple.

This is probably a grammatical grump fail. I haven't slept in two days.
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SkullratSG
SkullratSG said:
on 02/13/2010
Mono, if I was a guy I'd date you.

xMonophobia
xMonophobia said:
on 02/18/2010
Skullrat, if you were a guy, I'd date you too.

...

Augh, fuck it. Dick or no dick, let's make sweet love, baby. ;)

SkullratSG
SkullratSG said:
on 02/19/2010
XD
 

xxlaaniixx
xxlaaniixx said:
on 02/11/2010
Ohh, that would be horrible...V_V

Night8Owl
Night8Owl said:
on 02/08/2010
I agree!
I hate when girls somehow find out that I have had a couple girlfriends, and that I have been attracted to girls in the past, because the majority of the time they start to act like really self consious around me. Constantly covering their boobs, and being extremely awkward when they hug me goodbye. Some completely stop talking to me.
Hahahahaha, some people!

bertietheboy
bertietheboy said:
on 02/08/2010
GOD DAMN! So true.

-high five!!-

pandoraminx
pandoraminx said:
on 02/08/2010
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnd high fives to you xMonophobia i love this grump. I feel bad for you.

darkwitcher
darkwitcher said:
on 02/08/2010
Fuck them!

No wait, actully, don't fuck them... XD

asykes90
asykes90 said:
on 02/11/2010
LMAO
 

ZomboDeZany
ZomboDeZany said:
on 02/07/2010
I think it's disgraceful that you're treated this way! I think that it's great you've come out, though. and I support you 1100%

ZomboDeZany
ZomboDeZany said:
on 02/07/2010
Sorry if that 1100% sounded cheesy; it was supposed to be 100% but my finger slipped, lol.
 

chelsea34221
chelsea34221 said:
on 02/07/2010
I hav no problem with people that are gay all the gay people I know are really cool actually :D

<3lauren.jackson<3
<3lauren.jackson<3 said:
on 02/06/2010
aww, mono, i dont give a shit that you are gay, infact im glad you tell people. you are who you are and if nobody can accept that you dont wanna hit on them, and fuck them, then i say up yours to them. i love gay people. theyre fucking kick ass. and *you* are exactly that mono. fuck them for thinking that. we all love you (including me!!) and we all respect you. and people on here who dont, well, thats their problem. gay people fucking rock mono. <3 <3

appleeclipse
appleeclipse said:
on 02/06/2010
Is someone fabulos today?


I've been living with my brother wayy too long -_-'

asykes90
asykes90 said:
on 02/05/2010
lol but what about the thirsty people who DO hit on anyone with a pulse and same genitalia? my neighbor is a lesbian and WILL NOT quit hitting on me. also all of her friends WTF lol

xMonophobia
xMonophobia said:
on 02/05/2010
Well, those people deserve kicks in the throat. <3
 

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
Dontcha luvit?

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
YOUAREALL just jealous of my magnificent name! Praise Caeser

xMonophobia
xMonophobia said:
on 02/05/2010
Get off of my internet. <3

appleeclipse
appleeclipse said:
on 02/07/2010
Or else you'll fuck him, if he is a him?
 

Goddess0Skella
Goddess0Skella said:
on 02/05/2010
That's horrible! D: I'll get my shurikens of doom!

deidara
deidara said:
on 02/05/2010
Only if I can get my katana of destruction.

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
Yoko Ono is gay too

fitterhappier
fitterhappier said:
on 02/05/2010
actually yoko ono kicks ass and so do gay people, you fail at trolling.

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
Gay means happy...don't be so mean to the DVD clerk at Macy's

Goddess0Skella
Goddess0Skella said:
on 02/05/2010
Why, of course Dei-kun. XD

I've been wanting to say that! ^
 

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
Your too nice for grumper...Let's do lunch..shyboy69 likes sushi

xMonophobia
xMonophobia said:
on 02/05/2010
"Too nice for Gumper"?

Riiiiiight.

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
My mommy writes my name in my underwear....

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
Does your name mean you have fears of taking XTC and Deepthroating by yourself?

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
Bisha

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
Get your azzzz on that stage....

Goddess0Skella
Goddess0Skella said:
on 02/06/2010
SPAMING TROLL! ARGH!!!

pandoraminx
pandoraminx said:
on 02/08/2010
I really fucking hate you

Goddess0Skella
Goddess0Skella said:
on 02/08/2010
Oh I thought you were talking to me. XD
 

deidara
deidara said:
on 02/05/2010
Imma kick the ass of the person who said this, who was it? It has been a while since I have kicked anyones ass, so just tell me, please.

xMonophobia
xMonophobia said:
on 02/05/2010
Baha, don't worry about it.~ :)

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
Wicca is the plague that ate your family.....

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
honey

Goddess0Skella
Goddess0Skella said:
on 02/05/2010
Can I, the kick ass vice overlord of the world, kick ass too?
 

darkwitcher
darkwitcher said:
on 02/05/2010
Erghhhh.. sterotypes. I get steriotyped because I'm a "Christian churchgoing, good little girl..' I go to party's every other day...

Steriotyping SUCKS!

xMonophobia
xMonophobia said:
on 02/05/2010
You should hit them in the face with a bible.

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
Yes there will be no gay people in the Gideons Bible..

darkwitcher
darkwitcher said:
on 02/05/2010
No, the last guy that said that I kicked him in the shins, then I slapped the oother one. I didn't have a bible handy.
 

hdoouS
hdoouS said:
on 02/05/2010
I don't understand why people are like this. Personally, I'm fine with gay people, as long as they are not touching all on me

xMonophobia
xMonophobia said:
on 02/05/2010
:) Most gay guys won't try to feel you up... Unless they're rude and extremely creepy.

shyboy69
shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010
or from San Francisco

hdoouS
hdoouS said:
on 02/05/2010
Shyboy, STFU and GTFO!!!!!!
 

keramarie09
keramarie09 said:
on 02/05/2010
That's so racist. People who think like that make me angry. Grumped.

>!<

Oh I feel you on the sleep deprivition area. I'm having trouble, too. :( I go to bed and just lie there. Ugh.

xMonophobia
xMonophobia said:
on 02/05/2010
Aha, Kera, I think we need to go to a spa. :B

keramarie09
keramarie09 said:
on 02/05/2010
Let me know the time and plce! XD I'm down.
 

OzeyGrumpyAllDaTime
OzeyGrumpyAllDaTime said:
on 02/05/2010
Ick :O.



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