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Guys who always talk about their dicks
on 02/02/2010 07:02:18

Guy 1: "Hey, whats up?"
Guy 2: "Heck yea i have a bigger dick than you!"

See what i mean?

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mani915 said:
on 02/06/2010

its pretty damn rude.

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horseydoggygurl said:
on 02/05/2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzlBKI13akk

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Alanator said:
on 02/10/2010

hahahah he made that so awkward and then right back to the forecast XD

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jinnai89 said:
on 02/05/2010

My dick is so big that it has its own population, aka the crabs : >

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shyboy69 said:
on 02/05/2010

Extenze she luvz it ruff ruff

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fudgemonkey07 said:
on 02/05/2010

My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

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Alanator said:
on 02/05/2010

sure you're not talking about your black hole? :P XD

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xMonophobia said:
on 02/05/2010

*ba-dum tissh*

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CristaliaMi said:
on 02/05/2010

LOL XD

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Dylo said:
on 02/04/2010

my dick is so big, I use it to type

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Twichild369 said:
on 02/04/2010

My dick is so big, i need to wind it around my leg in the morning to get dressed.

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Alanator said:
on 02/04/2010

my dick is so little it can't even get on the rides at a flea circus!

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xMonophobia said:
on 02/03/2010

My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.

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Alanator said:
on 02/04/2010

that's just weird XD

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pandoraminx said:
on 02/22/2010

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antoni69 said:
on 02/03/2010

Psh. The large dick trend is so last year. My dick is so small, they call it the one inch wonder.

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SkullratSG said:
on 02/03/2010

My dick is so big, I did your mom.
Also you have small balls.

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<3lauren.jackson<3 said:
on 02/03/2010

my dick is so big it doesn't exist.

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Night8Owl said:
on 02/03/2010

Once, this really drunk guy was hitting on me.
And I was like, "I'm pretty much mainly a lesbian."
So he starts to talk about how his dick is so huge and magical that I won't feel the need to like girls anymore afterward...

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Alanator said:
on 02/03/2010

guys like that are idiots! I just laugh at them, and baffle as to why they think that strategy would work :D

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fitterhappier said:
on 02/03/2010

My dick is so big that people call me tripod.

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Goddess0Skella said:
on 02/03/2010

Fitter has a dick now too? What DON't YOU HAVE???

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fitterhappier said:
on 02/03/2010

osteoporosis... yet.

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Alanator said:
on 02/03/2010

ooh! nice comeback XD

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Goddess0Skella said:
on 02/03/2010

So you have AIDS. Protection, protection... XD

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Patchgrabber said:
on 02/04/2010

TRIPOD!!

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Alanator said:
on 02/03/2010

My dick is so big it formed its own website.

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<3lauren.jackson<3 said:
on 02/03/2010

what's it called then? lol, you dont have to answer that. =P

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OzeyGrumpyAllDaTime said:
on 02/03/2010

I dont have a dick :D

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Asyra said:
on 02/03/2010

You could always get that problem fixed. Doctors will do anything nowadays.

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xMonophobia said:
on 02/03/2010

Addadicktomy.

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xMonophobia said:
on 02/02/2010

My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.

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Asyra said:
on 02/02/2010

Does it vibrate for her pleasure?

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mtbiker said:
on 02/02/2010

My dick is so big, I typed both of your comments.

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Asyra said:
on 02/02/2010

My dick is so big I can't read what you typed.

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Patchgrabber said:
on 02/03/2010

I had a girlfriend once who was always saying "Blair you're an asshole! You never listen to me, you only hear what you want to hear!" and I said "What do you mean my dick is too big?!"

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pandoraminx said:
on 02/22/2010

thought that you used intestines mono

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