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There are two kinds of NFL quarterbacks: quarterbacks that are overrated and quarterbacks that are not named Peyton Manning. Man, I'm tired of sports announcers singing praise of Peyton Manning until their faces are brown from constantly kissing his ass. He has an ugly face, and he looks dumb even for a professional at taking blows to the head. The truth is Peyton Manning is an inbred hillbilly from Tennessee, which is redundant because everyone knows that the University of Tennessee only takes students whose father, uncle, brother and grandmother are all the same person.

Now that we're on the topic of Peyton Manning in college, let's not forget that he sucked just as hard there, too. As much as the media worshipped him, he never won a national championship, conference championship, Heisman trophy, and most importantly, he never beat the Florida Gators. That's right; Danny Wuerffel is a better quarterback than Peyton Manning.

There are 10 reasons why everyone thinks Peyton Manning is so good, and each one is another player on the Colts' offense. The O-line blocks so well, Peyton Manning has time to change his tampon before throwing to one of his 3 wide-open receivers, but he usually throws to the one that's not open so the receiver has to make an epic catch, which Peyton Manning will get credit for. With those teammates, a well-trained hampster could make a good quarterback.

The one thing, though, that makes Peyton Manning fully intolerable, is his infinite greed. This is a man who gets a salary of over 10 million dollars each year. That's not enough, so he takes every endorsement deal that comes his way, degrading himself to commercials where he chants "Cut that meat" in a deli. Who knows, with his intelligence, he probably thought it was powetree (that's how I suspect he spells poetry).