Grumps of the week

This grump

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:12:47 +0000

It sucks... but at least it's aware of the fact that it sucks, so it's better than yours.

The guy I like is shipping off.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 02:59:05 +0000

Hes going into the military or whatever. Okay, so I haven't had the balls to tell him I like him yet... I'm getting there!

Damn you military for everything good you take away from me!
(And by everything I mean just him)

When little kids tell you how to play video games

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 07:37:56 +0000

"Ooh, I know where to go!"

"No, press X!!"

"There's this part where..."

Me: -_- "I know. I've been playing this game for 4 years..."

Yet they still continue to tell you more stuffs you already know.

My House being Flooded

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 22:17:58 +0000

Well tonight was a hell of a night. I noticed the weather getting bad outside and then the rain started POURING down. Probably 30 minutes later I look out the window and notice the street is flooded higher than its ever been flooded. I was thinking "holy crap that's gonna reach the door to my house." A little more time passes and I keep hearing this strange tapping outside my door. Since I live in a creepy house I was thinking oh it could be something scary so I stayed in my room. Then I noticed something seeping through the bottom of my door.... could it be ... BLOOD?

Hardly. It was water. Water that was backed up from the street gushing into my house at every wave that crashed into the back door to my house (right next to my bedroom). On further examination I noticed when I walked to the corner of my room the carpet was soggy. Oh wonderful. Now those bastards are infiltrating at all angles!

So I start thinking, what can I do to combat the situation. Towels? Pft. Sandbags? where the hell would I get em? Shamwow? ...hell yes! So I grab the shamwow out of the kitchen, take it to my room and start pounding away at the carpet. I filled my little trash can half full with water! Those shamwows are pretty good. After a while though I was getting tired. So I opted for the little shop vac I had, then I noticed it was spitting out half as much water as it was sucking in so I eventually went to a combo of the shamwow to suck up the water that the shop vac was spitting out.

All in all, I think the shamwow saved the day. But now I'm sleeping with my fan on full blast and moved half the shit in my bedroom to another room of the house. Ugh, I just hope it doesn't get moldy >_<

My Only Ever "Not a Grump" Grump.

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 07:31:48 +0000

Guess what has two thumbs and just landed an internship at the Everson Museum of Art?

THIS GUY!
(now picture me pointing to myself with my thumbs.)

When you have a game but it's too scratched up to play

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 19:02:44 +0000

I have found two of my favorite games of my childhood. But when i found them i was happy, but then, i look on the back and see a billion scratches everywhere.

Being A Noob

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 16:57:02 +0000

hey i'm a noob to this site lol,i don't know anyone but everyone else knows each other,it's hard to fit in with everyone xd.so sad.

Dance Movies

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 17:59:58 +0000

Step Up... 3D... Fucking seriously?

-steps off the edge-

People who think one gender is superior

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:13:01 +0000

I really hate people who ramble in all situations about how one gender is "Better" than the other. There IS no better gender, so shut up and stop spouting off crap. The "boys leave their rooms messy and act immature all the time!" aswell as the "girls mature at a much faster rate and are always tidy!" stereotypes are usually never true any more. Everyone is different, so stop assuming an entire gender's actions and attitude unless you've talked to every single boy or girl on the planet.

I hate Juggalos!

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:04:28 +0000

Fucking faggots how do they work!?

Diamonds

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:29:47 +0000

If you've ever bought a diamond in your life, you are a chump. If you ever buy a diamond after reading this, you are an idiot. Any mindless bachelor who's willing to trade $10,000 for a small rock that he's gonna give away to a future ex-wife deserves a lifetime of debt and ridicule.

Why? There is an alternative to diamonds, which kicks diamond's ass at pretty much everything except hardness. It's called Moissanite, and it looks so similar to diamond, even jewelers can't tell the difference just by looking at it. Moissanite is clearer than diamonds, shinier than diamonds (we all know how mesmerized you chimps get when you see shiny objects) and, since it's made in labs instead of nature, it has fewer flaws than even the best diamonds. Despite being superior to diamonds in every way, it costs about 1/10 as much as diamonds.

Everyone knows how expensive diamonds are and they all think it's because they're rare. Not many people know this, but diamonds actually are pretty common in South Africa. De Beers just doesn't sell many of them because they want to keep you convinced that diamonds are rare and valuable (they're not). On top of that, when you buy a diamond, you're supporting terrorist organizations in Africa, who mine diamonds using slave labor to finance the genocide or coup d'etat of the week. These are the same terrorist organizations that force kids as young as 10 to fight for them. But you don't care about any of that because you want to wear a rock on your finger. Moissanite is made in labs, by scientists who get paid for their efforts. If you buy a Moissanite stone, you can sleep at night, knowing that none of the money you spent on it is going to terrorists.

If you have a diamond on you, take a look at it. Was it worth the thousands of dollars that De Beers told you it's worth? Was it worth forcing a slave into a mine so a guerrilla group can buy an assault rifle, which will be used to force more slaves into the mine? Was it worth all that knowing there's a better, morally sound alternative for a fraction of the cost? Not so pretty now, is it?

Can I ask you a question?

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:32:09 +0000

Didn't give me a choice there, now, did you.
This. Is a stupid. Question to ask someone. For, in asking someone if you can ask them something, you are asking them something. Without their permission yet.
And I don't see why you would need their permission in the first place.
It's all very silly.

Not Wearing Socks To An Amusment/Water Park

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:30:48 +0000

So yesterday me, my cousin, and some friends went to Dorney Park (and Wildwater Kingdom). For some reason I chose not to wear socks so that I didn't have to worry about them when I took my shoes off to go on water rides. Now I have blistares on the side of my feet. So the lesson here is, always wear socks unless you're wearing sandles, flipflops or something else like that. (Let's hope not Crocks.)

Poorly timed jokes

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:55:05 +0000

I could probably write books about my history of horrible jokes/anecdotes, told at incredibly bad times and circumstances.

The one that slipped out today would most likely earn me the "Jerk of the year" award. Now in hindsight, I realize how extremely inappropriate and not amusing whatsoever it was.

Too...Many...Children...Also The Worst Feeling In The World.

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:23:57 +0000

Ffffffff.

I recently signed up for a week-long art camp that I've been going to for 4 years. Normally I'd be eager to go, but there's this.

I AM THE OLDEST ONE THERE.

The rest of the kids are about 6 and all the chairs are short and I keep tripping over fucking children.
The only people to talk to are the teenaged helpers, and I can't talk to them for long because they have to help first-graders remove a staple from their eyeball or something.
Most of the time there's just a group and me, trying my hardest to fit my wonky-ass knees under the table.
"So this morning I-" I begin.
"TODAY I HAD SUN CHIPS AND THEY WAS GOOD" shouts a small child with a glitter-caked paper plate on her head.
"Yeah. Um. Yeah."
"HAVE YOU EVER TRIED SUN CHIPS LOL THEY IS GOOD"
"Yes. I like Sun Chips."
":DDDDDD"

Every fucking time I try to talk, some dickrabbit interrupts me with either
1. A lame joke
2. A noise that their friends think is hilarious
3. Asking me to draw their assignment for them
4. Touching me

You guys know that I do not enjoy being touched. I don't like it. I really, really don't like it. And when a child fucking taps me with that glue-covered, smelly, glittery hand, I go absolutely apeshit. I try not to strangle them, so I just clench my fists until my knuckles are white and rock back and forth and tune out and hum really loudly.

Have you ever felt the worst feeling in the world?
No. You haven't.

I was pretty depressed one night and I had horrible insomnia. So I thought if I just ate some food, maybe I would have to take a nap.
In this house, there is little you can prepare quietly at five in the morning. So I got a Jamz from my freezer (awful knockoff of Uncrustables) and stuck it in the microwave. After doing that I ate it and it tasted like Castor oil. After dry-heaving I attempted to go to sleep but I couldn't. So since the only things to watch at six in the morning are porn, work-out routines, and Animal Planet, I watched Animal Planet.
So there I sat. Depressed, my mouth tasting like Castor oil, a rash right beside my crotch that burned like bloody hell, awake at ungodly hours, and watching orangutans cross rivers or some shit. Hallucinations were swirling around my head and scratching me and killing me from the inside. Comedy Central doesn't come on until 9:00 AM, what the fuck? I have to wait four hours for something enjoyable to come on. Holy cockturtles. It's horrible.

Bye.
Leave now.

I am waiting for you, dear

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:20:41 +0000

Waiting in the rain with no umbrella
I hate it because there is a shiver going down my neck.
Still waiting for my sister to pick me up at the piano studio.
It took three hours for her to realize she didn't pick me up.
I forgive easily but this one pissed me off a bit more than usually.
So i danced in the rain for at least half an hour before I Sat down.
Many people were staring at me while I was dancing.
I wonder why

Unfair Human Services

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:11:51 +0000

My husband and I are just a normal down on their luck couple. We rent a shitty little place we can barely afford but we don't have to pay extra bills, he's employed and currently I'm not and we both have 18 year old run down vehicles. We've applied for food assistance many times, but keep getting denied due to that my husband has the potential to make more money, but were in debit from student loans so all the money gets taken away before we have it. We barely have enough food to last us a week.
Those who get food stamps and such always seem to have way more than we ever had. I know someone who just bought a new house, got a new car and both people in the house are employed, but because she got herself knocked up she gets $500 of food stamps a month! I know someone who's pregnant should be taken care of but 500 a month! A lot of other people around this area who get assistance are also on drugs and also have bigger houses and new cars as well!
Someone who actually goes without meals so they have something to eat the next day gets no help but the person who can get new cars and pay for their drugs gets hundreds of dollars in assistance!!! It makes no damn sense and is pissing me off!!!

When you stub your toe.

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:09:36 +0000

Especially when you do it while running. It can really hurt at times and even though it's only a minor inconvenience for a few minutes, it still stings enough to slow me down alot when running/walking.

Headaches that come at perfect moments....

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:12:18 +0000

I seem to get headaches at the best of times. Like on my way to concert or at a party, or when I'm otherwise busy and nowhere near medicine or a bed. I haven't gone a week without a pounding headache since I was like thirteen :(

Feeling Like a Jerk

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:13:30 +0000

Well, i'm not going to tell the full story but in the end it was a guy and me and we both felt like jerks. HE did something, i'm not going to say. And none of it was my fault, besides the fact that I could've prevented it all. and in the end he felt like a jerk and me an even bigger one. I have this thing that if I feel as though I think I've made someone I care for if even just a little I feel bad, I feel like it was all my fault even if it wasnt at all. SO now I feel like a huge jerk and i'm sad about it. D:

< P.S. No one likes sad pandas

Being too lazy to do my art

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 08:52:33 +0000

On August 13, I'll be selling my art in a local artist event. Unfortunately, I've just been slacking in preparing pieces to sell at the event. I also just keep sleeping the day away and playing video games by night. F procrastination.

Being told to be happy/cheerful

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 15:38:14 +0000

Why is not always being cheerful frowned upon in our society? Why are cheerful people always telling me its terrible Im not like them? The arrogance. No Im not a especially happy person and no Im not going to smile so you feel better about people. If I want to be cynical I'll damn well be cynical

Dents in plastic waterbottles

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:45:57 +0000

Go away will you!

Shoo. That's it, one more step.

Aw man! You just fell off a 50 storie building. That was funny! *sniffs and eats chocolate*

The innuendo in male enhancement commercials

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:22:10 +0000

It's bad enough the poor guy has a want or medical need for the stuff, but do you have to throw in the embarrassing hints as well? Not only does the large amount of smiling and phallic like objects get annoying in these commercials, they also just make this situation too goofy. It's almost as if they're making a joke out of it. I don't know, I just don't like it. I am in no way a prude, I just like things like this to be taken seriously.

Just look at the pic. The tie, the hands on the clock, the ridiculously large smile, the pen...And if you've ever seen one of these commercials I'm sure you've found more annoying clues. Then the commercials are just too long..just like this grump lol.

Not being welcomed :/

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:30:10 +0000

now, I know that this is going to sound extremely childish - but what the heck, I'm not in the best of moods right now and so I honestly don't really care what I write at the present time...

I'm still a relatively new person to Grumper and I've noticed that since I've joined almost all new people get the "welcome wagon" rolled out for them - I didn't <8/ and that was only what, a few months ago. it makes me feel rather out-fo-sorts - but I am feeling very out-of-sorts and I'm not entirely sure why...

or maybe the wagon was rolled out for me, but it was all deleted when my first grump was deleted accidentally by the admins. or something. I'm not firing on all cylinders today, so... :S

I'm Sorry Things Didn't Turn Out Better, Love...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:39:11 +0000

Today I went to my boyfriend's (Our 2-year anniversary is in September) birthday party. He was excited and wanted me to help with the dance music since dance is my favorite genre of music. Of course I accepted his offer and also gave him some ideas on what kind of stuff the guests could do at the party since he was kinda clueless. We both agreed on the idea of a dance/water fight. I was really excited too, so last night I stayed up really late picking out songs for the party playlist. I wanted him to have a really good birthday party because he's always been so sweet to everyone and he even spent all of his birthday money on a videogame for me ;~;...

Well today when I came over there I noticed there was only one guest so far, but it wasn't akward since it was a pretty good friend of ours. We figured it was just early and all the people would come later, so we just kind of sat there for a while.

Well, except for his other friend, who practically lives with him, no one else came.

I felt really bad for him but he didn't seem to mind. (He was still smiling that same peaceful smile, as if he were used to it).

We all sat on the trampoline and sprayed each other with the water hose in the backyard. Then we dried off and listened to anime-style songs on the computer while I drank my green tea and they ate hamburgers and hotdogs they cooked on the grill (I didn't eat any because honestly I questioned their cooking) but then we played a few videogames and ate a bit of his birthday cake. I liked it, actually. I just dont know if he did in truth, since he WAS expecting more of..well.. a party.

If you read this Ryan,
I'm sorry it didn't turn out the way we planned it, but think of the unexpected fun as a sort of birthday surprise I guess ^_^"
I hope you considered this as a good day.
I did <3
Happy Birthday, love.

You fail!

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:28:41 +0000

I've been an alt of Mtbiker for over 6 months and nobody ever noticed. The whole time, I was testing you to see if you could tell. I really thought you guys were better at catching multi-users than this. You all suck.

Hellraiser II-VIII

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:05:04 +0000

I'm guessing the only one who might be able to relate to this is Paste...but what the heck.
Anyway, I held a little movie marathon and watched all of the Hellraisers. I've only seen the first one before, which wasn't half bad, so I kinda thought I maybe will luck out, like I did with Halloween where most of the sequels weren't half bad. But, boy, was I ever wrong. And you'd think I'd lose hope half way through, but nooo, not me. Stupid me said it would be worth it, even if one of the sequels was okay. That's about 14 hours (not counting the first one) of life I'll never get back. Pooh D:

At least now I'm pretty sure where Silent hill got most of its wonderful imagery. The demons in Hellraiser I and II clearly prove that.

When a family member sets you up on a playdate

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 11:23:10 +0000

Okay so play dates when you're little are fun bcause you're small, you don't have a care in the world, and you just want to make friends and be happy. But when you're a teenager like myself. It's basically just a forced meeting filled with forced smiles and awkward conversations.

Rising grumps fixed

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 06:26:49 +0000

But we're still having some growing pains and it's a bit bumpy with APC on vacation.

Still, no worries.
You friends are our best and only content providers.

Design 1 class AGAIN

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:14:07 +0000

I know I grumped this before, but we only have 5 classes left, and I am so disillusioned with this class. I really really hate it. I'm doing a project on Fugazi and I still hate it.
Today when I was working at my internship I was talking to this girl and she was a painting major, and never had to take design classes. The fuck? so not fair.

Bring it on : Imma kick your ass for ever and ever and ever

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:58:03 +0000

I know this is a little late because the last Bring It On (aka Bring It On: Fight to the Finish) was created in 2009 but since I heard some rumors of there possibly being yet another Bring It On, i thought it'd be perfect timing. Especially since Step Up, much like Bring It On in its earlier stage is going past its due date. seriously.

Dear Hollywood producers,
stop killing originally good movies by creating 17 lame copies of them.
respectfully,
tickle me lexii & the rest of the public

Really big itches

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 02:03:55 +0000

My ankles itch so bad right now and I keep scratching at them and making them bleed. I know scratching them is bad because they get inflamed, but GODDAMMIT DO THEY ITCH!

my uni lecturer is an a*s hole!

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:17:19 +0000

he is an arrogant pri*k he ignores my question teats me like I am stupid uses material that wasn't put on the book list and pulls stuff off it for the final exam, and he has never even met me, I AM AN EXTERNAL STUDENT! i hate him and i want his to die! i wanna abuse him but i cant coz he is my lecturer. I am so sick of this, not only is he a lecturer but he is also the coordinator! why wont he just stop being an a*s! I am going to uni to learn not to be ignored and treated like a piece of s*it I am so sick of this! AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to throw my DVR off our balcony!!!!!

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 22:10:18 +0000

I was looking forward to this one TV show, and I recorded it twice. TWICE!!! Both times it recorded THE WRONG SHOW! There have been times that it recorded the right show, but the wrong episode. YYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *throws clicker at cable box*

i hate guys who talk about poon.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:02:43 +0000

guys that talk about getting laid non-stop.. should get laid out.

Adoption=No

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:14:38 +0000

Ok, so my mom wants my dad to let my stepdad adopt my sisters and I. Firts off, I LOVE MY DAD. If mydad did sign us over to him, we wouldnt be able to see him AT ALL anymore. I'd rather, and my sis lexi agrees, move in with my dad.

Second, Rob (stepdad) and I do NOT get along, he's rude, mean, and hates us. He complains how our "dead beat dad" doesnt pay child support. HE FUCKING CAN'T. he cant find a job. And he's fucking rude as hell. He told my sister to go to hell and die aftr she told him that she loved him.

Third, my mom is a bitch. She was threatened by a judge to stop lying to get her way when she told them my dad beat her. She yelled at him for NO reason and she broke up with any guy who wouldnt open his wallet to her. She used to hit my sisters and i if we didnt do as she commanded, she even threatened to throw me down a set of stairs not to long ago, kinda wishshe did. She says my dad cheated on her but there is more evidence she was cheating on him than he was on her. My aunt stopped coming over bcuz of how badly my mom treated my father. I hate all of this thats going on.

My mom declaired that i am nothing, i have no opinions or feelings and that i cantthink for shit.

Fuck, i cried as i wrote that from all of the bad memories. TT_TT

Should I Be Worried About My Dreams?

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:15:40 +0000

I've been thinking about this lately. Since I was 13 I've been having dreams that normally would scare you but yet I have always been calm waking up (except when it has to do with high heights and dropping rapidly). Lately though I've had sad dreams and inner fear dreams, and they seem so real. The last one I had, my fiancee had told me to leave and I moved back to my parents' home to share a bedroom with my niece. When I finally woke up, I almost thought he was gone but he was next to me awake. He hugged me after I told him about it but it worries me considering I've rarely ever dreamed about who I'm dating. Also, only after three weeks of knowing my now fiance I had a dream of him being shot to death (and that was one dream that scared me). I dunno...but if you have any suggestions about this I would love to hear any. ^_^ Sorry it was a long one.

Whyyy are there back to school sales in the SUMMER?!

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 20:24:40 +0000

I go to the craft store, in mid-JULY, and they're already selling stuff for your kids to go back to school.

Wal-mart's doing it too. It's freakin' JULY! Why would you torture the kids of America just because you'd like a little extra cow-damned MONEY? F the money!! Let the kids enjoy their vacation, and DON'T give them the unsavory illusion that they have to go back to being bored out of their minds, doing seemingly pointless work, and being punished for lifting their butts out of their seats!! LET THEM ENJOY THEIR SUMMER VACATION!!!

I'm going to slap some C.E.O.s now.

What kind of goofy googoo-gaga Carebears melancholy is this?

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:17:46 +0000

What is with all the drama on Grumper lately? There's seriously too many things going on that I can't keep up with and end up going "....What?". I mean, maybe it's just because I haven't been on in awhile, but when I first joined, NONE of this crap was happening. What happened to the simpler, better Grumper that was simply "I'm pissed off at this so I'm posting it here"? Now it's basically "I KISSED YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOOB! Let's fight about it for 2 months until more drama comes along!".

*Sigh*
This is solely my opinion and I did not mean to offend anyone except those A's that deserve to be offended by this. I understand that some of your situations rightfully deserve that much attention, but some of it is just childish and unnecessary.

People who actually care when celebs don't wear makeup

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 11:12:38 +0000

Honestly, who cares? So they may look harsher then their norm but come on, not only are they just ordinary people, but they're ordinary people who's pores are probably screaming for a break every once in a while.

This Parenting fail on Yahoo Answers.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:52:27 +0000

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AunBp2fhYgguxxFGlVTIFT187hR.;_ylv=3?qid=20100728115732AAjrPx3
... When a questions starts with, 'Should I let my son/daughter do this?' the answer is NO!!!

Werewolves vs Vampires...

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:32:50 +0000

Ever since Twilight movies came out, the internet has been spammed full of "Werewolf vs Vampire" bullcrap. It's EXTREMELY annoying that I can't type the word "Werewolf" or "Vampire" in without frickin' Twilight news popping up. Why can't people come up with an original "Monster Vs Monster" nowadays?

when it takes forever to get the right shower temperature.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:27:57 +0000

i hate when you are sitting there.. turning that god damn knob back in forth. trying to get the right temperature of water. it takes.. at least five minutes.

Medium

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:23:15 +0000

It's one of my mom's favorite shows, but I have to grump it because:

Without warning, it shows pictures of dead, bleeding people. Seriously, the main character just pulls out a picture of a bloody dead person from an envelope. I wasn't expecting that, and I'm easily disturbed by portrayal of severe human injury. They have done shows about car accidents, which is absolutely the worst for me.

Second, I would HATE to be the main character. Dead people communicate with her through her dreams, and she always wakes up in the middle of the night from a scary nightmare. If I were her, I'd switch places with Valie so she can finally get a good night's sleep and I wouldn't have to deal with bloody nightmares. Also, the character's husband is forced awake along with her, so I'm sure it's been a while since he's had a good night's sleep.

Being afraid & Paranoid

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 22:06:30 +0000

This is a grrump about two different things, might get a little long just to warn a few.
Afraid:
Well, with the situation i'm in with my parents, if i end up moving back in with my dad, i'm afraid of losing all my friends in Schuylkill. I know i hate the place, did ever since i moved here, but some of the people i care about most are there, like Katlyn, my best friend(MissMurder(long lost lover ;D xD)), and few others. I love my friends as if they're my family, they are family to me anywy, and I wouldn't ever want to let them go. Thatis the only reason I dont want to live with my dad, it'd hurt to move again like it did the 6 times before. *cries at memories* Every year before 3rd grade, my mom would move. Only 1 time did we stay somewhere for less than a year.

Paranoid:
I cant be in a dark room alone. It freaks me the fuck out. I hear things, I feel things and i cant stand it at all. And even with that, my mind works even harder to make me scared, I think someone will break in the house and torture me but not kill me and then they'll rape me and leave me half dead with no one finding me for days or somwthing worse. :s I like to be alone, mostly. The most human interaction i need is over msn or on PWI but if i'm alone and in the dark i'll start crying for help and scream my lungs out bcuz of how paranoid that i am about it. Every night when i was down in florida i would hide under my covers because i would always see a man with an axe staring at me, ready to kill me. I'm always afraid of not being able to see because my mind tells me something is going to kill me or severely injure me to the point of no return. It scares the shit out of me so i always sleep with my tv on mute. I hate being so paranoid and scared. D:

Random scars that I don't remember getting

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:54:55 +0000

Being the clumsy, overactive child that I am, I tend to cut myself pretty easily. Sometimes I don't even realize that I've cut myself until someone else points it out, or it starts bleeding and my mom freaks on me.

But also being the picky eater that I am, I don't think I'm getting enough iron. Therefore, my cuts take foreverrr to heal and I scar like crazy. I've got scars from jumping on the bed (pillows are sharp), going down the slide (plastic is sharper), and even going on the swings. Not falling off. Not cutting my hand on the rope. Just a random scar on my ankle that I got while my legs were dangling in midair.

But eh, most of the scars I have seem to come from nowhere (like the swing one). I'll sit around at home all week, and end up with a scar. I'm seriously starting to wonder if I've started sleepwalking again.

Sorry, I will never "have a happy period. Always."

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:22:30 +0000

The Rules of Your Period

It will always come on the day that you oversleep, have a pool party, or leave for vacation.

You will get gut-wrenching cramps, hate everyone, and bloat horribly for a week. No one else will tolerate this, despite your obvious excuse.

Everyone else will claim that theirs is worse than yours, making your complaints void.

Your tampon will only leak when you are wearing your best underwear or white pants.

It will skip days, jump around from month to month, or skip a month entirely, and only come back when you think it's over.

Your mom will bring it up only in public, or when she's asking if you need supplies (which she won't buy until you sit on the toilet and realize you have no more pads).

It will appear in multiple ads that show girls in cotton skirts dancing around happily, making it seem as if their product actual absorbs as much as it claims. You will find out that it doesn't in the company of the boy you like.

Every male you come across will be thoroughly frightened y the very mention of it, and will be utterly clueless and unwilling to buy you anything for it.

Your best friend will get hers when she's 15. It will be 4 days long, very light, and she will gush to you about the joys of her period.

Phantasmagoria...We're not getting any younger! >_<

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:42:39 +0000

Okay, I'm tired of your shit already. It's been what...5, 6 years? GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD PEOPLE, I WANT TO SEE THIS DAMN MOVIE!

Then this leaks out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OeYHLuRTgk

Fuck you, this looks like some creepy shit, and I have a feeling it's never coming out >_<
I mean this is the thing horror fans have been waiting for. Something genuinely creepy and scary, that will definitely bring a new angle to horror. And you just keep prolonging the process. "Oh, it's coming out in 2007." then "Oh, whoops, it's 2008" and then "Okay, definitely 2009" and now "Yeah, it's gonna be this year."
Way to go, Manson, I think I'll birth my first child before this comes out and that will probably be in...uhm...never -_-'
GAH! I was patient until this trailer leaked out, now I'm just...GAH!

*pours icy cold water on her head*
Yeah, that did the trick.

Way to BE Delta...great service!

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:19:47 +0000

Okay, so I was supposed to fly from Boston to Detroit today aboard a Delta flight. I tried to print my boarding pass at home like the good traveler I am. Delta's website says I can't. Okay, whatever, I take a cab to Logan, head inside and try to print it at the kiosk there. Still no good. So I go to the ticket counter and speak the to agent there. After fifteen minutes of her telling me I don't have a reservation with Delta, and me continuing to tell her I most certainly do too, she discovers the issue. I have been bumped to a flight TOMORROW. Nice of freaking Delta to call me and let me know this, yea? Good thing I don't technically have to be in Detroit until tomorrow afternoon, but still. It's the last time I ever fly with them, that's for sure. I'll be flying Midwest I think.

Sweat towel carriers

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:20:35 +0000

You know, the people who walk around carrying a face towel to wipe off the sweat? Yeah, everyone knows one of them right? That's just nasty. I've only seen guys doing it though, maybe it's a guy thing :P

When It All Goes Wrong.. >.<

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:24:44 +0000

Basically..I Had A Date The Other Day And I Painted My Nails, Did My hair E.C.T. And Just As I Was Getting Dressed I Found My Favourite Top That I Had Planned To Wear DIRTY! -I hate My Dog Â¬Â¬ - On The Way Out The Door I Smudged My Nail Varnish.. It Started To Rain And My Make Up Came Off.. We Knocked Our Heads Together When We Kissed! He Said He'd Call Me Then There Was Me Just Like '.. Cause You Will...'

He Called Me As Soon As He Got Home! <3
*Happy*

Zaboomafoo

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:14:54 +0000

Biff was my favorite character in Back To The Future.

Forgetting my awesome headphones

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:43:00 +0000

I have a pair of Koss headphones and I love them and their 8 foot wire i don't need but I have.

And I just got on my computer for the first time in like FOREVER. well two months but its forever to me.

unsure feeling

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:39:31 +0000

I have a weird feeling tonight
Like that
someone is outside my window calling my name
dragging me into a horror
Is it that stalker i was talking about before
is this a new presescence?
I am alone after all
I hope
for some reason, I have been afraid of being alone
Is is because of that presenscence or something more?

You passed good for you!

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 22:09:47 +0000

You passed good for you. I knew you grumpers were to smart. I wanted to see if you can spot an alt user by the spot. I am not an alt user i just wanted to see if you can spot it. So, what was i grumping about......I don't know i'll check back later to grump.

Were The Hell Is The Water Stage!!

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 22:38:18 +0000

My second grump about spore!! Seriously Maxsis. WHAT THE HELL!!