Popular Entertainment Grumps of the Week

Dance Movies

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 17:59:58 +0000

Step Up... 3D... Fucking seriously?

-steps off the edge-

I hate Juggalos!

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:04:28 +0000

Fucking faggots how do they work!?

Hellraiser II-VIII

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:05:04 +0000

I'm guessing the only one who might be able to relate to this is Paste...but what the heck.
Anyway, I held a little movie marathon and watched all of the Hellraisers. I've only seen the first one before, which wasn't half bad, so I kinda thought I maybe will luck out, like I did with Halloween where most of the sequels weren't half bad. But, boy, was I ever wrong. And you'd think I'd lose hope half way through, but nooo, not me. Stupid me said it would be worth it, even if one of the sequels was okay. That's about 14 hours (not counting the first one) of life I'll never get back. Pooh D:

At least now I'm pretty sure where Silent hill got most of its wonderful imagery. The demons in Hellraiser I and II clearly prove that.

Bring it on : Imma kick your ass for ever and ever and ever

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:58:03 +0000

I know this is a little late because the last Bring It On (aka Bring It On: Fight to the Finish) was created in 2009 but since I heard some rumors of there possibly being yet another Bring It On, i thought it'd be perfect timing. Especially since Step Up, much like Bring It On in its earlier stage is going past its due date. seriously.

Dear Hollywood producers,
stop killing originally good movies by creating 17 lame copies of them.
respectfully,
tickle me lexii & the rest of the public

I'm going to throw my DVR off our balcony!!!!!

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 22:10:18 +0000

I was looking forward to this one TV show, and I recorded it twice. TWICE!!! Both times it recorded THE WRONG SHOW! There have been times that it recorded the right show, but the wrong episode. YYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *throws clicker at cable box*

People who actually care when celebs don't wear makeup

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 11:12:38 +0000

Honestly, who cares? So they may look harsher then their norm but come on, not only are they just ordinary people, but they're ordinary people who's pores are probably screaming for a break every once in a while.

Medium

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:23:15 +0000

It's one of my mom's favorite shows, but I have to grump it because:

Without warning, it shows pictures of dead, bleeding people. Seriously, the main character just pulls out a picture of a bloody dead person from an envelope. I wasn't expecting that, and I'm easily disturbed by portrayal of severe human injury. They have done shows about car accidents, which is absolutely the worst for me.

Second, I would HATE to be the main character. Dead people communicate with her through her dreams, and she always wakes up in the middle of the night from a scary nightmare. If I were her, I'd switch places with Valie so she can finally get a good night's sleep and I wouldn't have to deal with bloody nightmares. Also, the character's husband is forced awake along with her, so I'm sure it's been a while since he's had a good night's sleep.

Phantasmagoria...We're not getting any younger! >_<

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:42:39 +0000

Okay, I'm tired of your shit already. It's been what...5, 6 years? GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD PEOPLE, I WANT TO SEE THIS DAMN MOVIE!

Then this leaks out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OeYHLuRTgk

Fuck you, this looks like some creepy shit, and I have a feeling it's never coming out >_<
I mean this is the thing horror fans have been waiting for. Something genuinely creepy and scary, that will definitely bring a new angle to horror. And you just keep prolonging the process. "Oh, it's coming out in 2007." then "Oh, whoops, it's 2008" and then "Okay, definitely 2009" and now "Yeah, it's gonna be this year."
Way to go, Manson, I think I'll birth my first child before this comes out and that will probably be in...uhm...never -_-'
GAH! I was patient until this trailer leaked out, now I'm just...GAH!

*pours icy cold water on her head*
Yeah, that did the trick.