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"Stinks like sex in here!"
Yes, I have come to the conclusion that the office I share with my fellow security guards smells like sex heavily cloaked in bad cologne. This smell only appears aft More...
Yes, I have come to the conclusion that the office I share with my fellow security guards smells like sex heavily cloaked in bad cologne. This smell only appears aft More...
SerasJo Crap, I meant to put, "but not after the other guy has left."
psychaotic Ew, the scent of cologne could put me off sex for aeons, how in the world did anyone ever decide this stuff smelled attractive? If that wasn't bad enough it obscures the pheromones actually having hornifying effects upon the female body. Or the male, if they swing that way - or both ways. It's all about pheromone, either way - the real thing, not anything sold in a bottle. The nose doesn't smell it, the skin does, mostly...
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Static shock
Touch my car door, I get shocked
Touch a classroom door handle, I get shocked
Pet the dog, I get shocked (multiple times)
Touch my clothes, I get s More...
Touch my car door, I get shocked
Touch a classroom door handle, I get shocked
Pet the dog, I get shocked (multiple times)
Touch my clothes, I get s More...
CristaliaMi I hate that so much! One time, I tried to open a freezer door while holding a shopping cart. The static electricity used me as jumper cables! I know because the cart wasn't charged, but I felt static shock in both hands.
Also, I was severely shocked by a germanium flower last year.
Also, I was severely shocked by a germanium flower last year.
SerasJo I got shocked by a grocery cart once, felt it all the way from my hands to my feet >_<
Never been shocked by a flower before, that's a new one
Never been shocked by a flower before, that's a new one
SerasJo Hmm I just noticed I said 'the work' instead of 'at work'..my bad
commoner62 I hate shocking.
But sometimes it's humorous...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFBADks3eg0
But sometimes it's humorous...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFBADks3eg0
Sekeido I totally stuck a key in an electrical outlet once. I guess I was just that kid...
Anyway, now I'm a superhero.
Anyway, now I'm a superhero.
ChristineWinks my car likes to shock me :(
SerasJo Do you have your own theme music too?
Castiel Cool, i'll try that at home.
Castiel Shocking... Isn't it?
runforitkyle Electric fence on the crouch.
appleeclipse I used to love that show.
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Mama had a baby...
Recently I feel I've been surrounded by pregnant chicks and most of them are from the ages 15-28. I have a friend who's just turned 20 and is expecting next month and also her sister who's 17 who is expecting in march. Then since I work at Toys R Us I see people filling out baby registrys almost 3 t More...
Recently I feel I've been surrounded by pregnant chicks and most of them are from the ages 15-28. I have a friend who's just turned 20 and is expecting next month and also her sister who's 17 who is expecting in march. Then since I work at Toys R Us I see people filling out baby registrys almost 3 t More...
Patchgrabber Nothing happened. Watch "Idiocracy", it amusingly explains how intellectuals wait longer to have children and usually create less spawn than an uneducated person, thus leading to the eventual propagation of a majority of morons. A sort of retarded lumpenproletariat revolution, if you will.
SerasJo Haha I've seen that movie! Now that u bring that up its a perfect description for the grump. "Its got electrolytes!"
RullSkatSG I love that movie, and yeah it does describe what's happening here.
ZomboDeZany It sounds very interesting, and well worth a watch. I do wish that the world would take a more meritocratic stance sometimes - and I mean basing it on real skills, not just how well people can get grades on exam papers.
NightOwl I got pregnant on accident, and decided to keep my kid.
I don't regret that.
Now I have almost no desire to have other children. I just want to go to college, and try living my life with the one I do have.
I think it's weird that all these young girls want to have kids all of the sudden. I noticed a change in all my friends after I got pregnant and had my son.
All of the sudden they were freaking out about pregnancy scares, and coming to me for advice. All the while secretly hoping they really were pregnant. I think the majority of them feel that a child will complete them in some way, or give them a greater purpose, or keep their boyfriend around.
That last reason is extremely creepy.
I don't regret that.
Now I have almost no desire to have other children. I just want to go to college, and try living my life with the one I do have.
I think it's weird that all these young girls want to have kids all of the sudden. I noticed a change in all my friends after I got pregnant and had my son.
All of the sudden they were freaking out about pregnancy scares, and coming to me for advice. All the while secretly hoping they really were pregnant. I think the majority of them feel that a child will complete them in some way, or give them a greater purpose, or keep their boyfriend around.
That last reason is extremely creepy.
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My preggo friend won't listen to my advice!
Little back story first; my friend is 19 years old and got herself knocked up (yes I say knocked up because it's unknown who the father is) and she comes from a fami More...
Little back story first; my friend is 19 years old and got herself knocked up (yes I say knocked up because it's unknown who the father is) and she comes from a fami More...
SerasJo at the end I meant to put, why won't she see that?
NightOwl Not to be rude, but it sounds like the both of you need to educate yourselves more all all the subjects mentioned.
From vaccinations, to organic living. Both of which you were extremely vague about in this post.
Living all natural isn't a bad idea by any means, but that doesn't mean one must reject science for the purpose of becoming healthy, or staying healthy. It's apart of evolving.
Please, just do yourself the favour of doing good research before talking about this, and trying prove a point to your friend.
From vaccinations, to organic living. Both of which you were extremely vague about in this post.
Living all natural isn't a bad idea by any means, but that doesn't mean one must reject science for the purpose of becoming healthy, or staying healthy. It's apart of evolving.
Please, just do yourself the favour of doing good research before talking about this, and trying prove a point to your friend.
SerasJo Yeah your right, guess I just needed to vent and was feeling kind of dejected
Valie I'm just gonna leave this http://www.immunizationinfo.org/issues/general/vaccine-misinformation and this: http://www.euro.who.int/en/what-we-do/health-topics/disease-prevention/vaccines-and-immunization/european-immunization-week/10-myths-about-vaccination here if you want to print it out and show it to her. You can also include this: http://www.onlinemedicinetips.com/images/Poliomyelitis-Symptoms.jpg for her to see what could happen without proper vaccinations and hope that she changes her mind.
deidara http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0yXn9XA-5c
I believe this is the quote you mentioned.
I believe this is the quote you mentioned.
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People not using their blinkers
Is there some new law I missed that it's now illegal to use your blinker when crossing into other lanes in front of people? I swear 99% of people that come into the More...
Is there some new law I missed that it's now illegal to use your blinker when crossing into other lanes in front of people? I swear 99% of people that come into the More...
ZomboDeZany Blinkers? Don't you mean "indicators" or "turing signal"? I thought blinkers were what one put onto a horse to keep its eyes on the road ahead.
Patchgrabber In North America we sometimes call them blinkers.
ZomboDeZany Mea culpa.
hdoouS And I think the things they put on horses are called blinders.
ZomboDeZany Oh, well, in the UK the things you put on horses are called "blinkers". We just call the flashing lights on cars "indicators" XD
ChristineWinks Um oops. :)
MsLeading ARGH!
So grumped.
So grumped.
NightOwl I seriously hate when people do this.
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Student Loans
*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello this is (insert name) and I'm calling you about your past due payments. Can you make a payment today? More...
*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello this is (insert name) and I'm calling you about your past due payments. Can you make a payment today? More...
Alanator Just don't answer the phone when it's them.
SerasJo I usually don't except sometimes they call with different numbers and I don't know it's them
Patchgrabber Hmm, well isn't it technically harassment after a few calls? I'd check up on what constitutes harassment with your lawyer or possibly the local police department.
TealEgyptian XD
silentEMOTIONS haha thats funny but really annoyying something I get to look forward to in the future! :/
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Younger sister rubbing stuff in my face!
My parents buy more stuff for my sister then they ever bought for me. She gets new clothes and then complains about them so then she gets even more clothes and tells More...
My parents buy more stuff for my sister then they ever bought for me. She gets new clothes and then complains about them so then she gets even more clothes and tells More...
TealEgyptian She sounds horrible. Do your parents know?
kristymisty At first, I thought that the picture was a mushroom...
paste So did I.
xxlaaniixx *~!!!!!GRUMPED!!!!!~*
SerasJo Yeah they know, but they don't care. They don't think it's anything to get upset about
Patchgrabber Ditto.
hdoouS Same.
Castiel me too














