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Alan (Alanator)
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Holy Shit.
Holy Shit.
I have a crazy story to tell. I'll preface it by saying that I told myself I wouldn't concern with internet relationships, or anything of the sort, but this one girl I was talking to kept saying she wanted to come meet me and More...
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Having unexplainable feelings
Having unexplainable feelings
I don't know why right now, I guess its stress, but I'm just not in my usual good mood. And I haven't been on grumper in a long time. And I just don't have anything good to grump. Fart.
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Cutting chunks off of my face
Cutting chunks off of my face
I was shaving this morning, kind of in a hurry because I was already late for work, so I'm shaving a long gliding smoothly then I catch a bunch of drag and OUCH! I look to examine the damage and I have shaved off a huge chunk More...
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Roommates that waste electricity
Roommates that waste electricity
This isn't a grump about environmentalism. It's a grump about my roommate, and generally any other person that wastes power. I'm no eco warrior, but I do like to conserve energy, mostly because I don't like wasting things, bu More...
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Weekends going by too fast
Weekends going by too fast
I want to invent a device that slows down time, so that when the weekend or time off from work comes, I can enjoy it longer! so the weekend will feel like it lasted 5 days when it was only 2.

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A $250 parking fine O.O
A $250 parking fine O.O
I was parked in a handicapped spot for maybe 5 minutes yesterday afternoon at the building I work in. Only because I had to unload some supplies and take them to my office, the backdoor was locked and all the temporary spots More...
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My House being Flooded
My House being Flooded
Well tonight was a hell of a night. I noticed the weather getting bad outside and then the rain started POURING down. Probably 30 minutes later I look out the window and notice the street is flooded higher than its ever been More...
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Deadlines, Deadlines, Deadlines
What's more frustrating than getting bombarded with deadlines at work, and work just piling on top of you? As far as work goes, I think this is one of the most frustrating things.

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I got a fucking hot pink scuba tank >_<
I got a fucking hot pink scuba tank >_<
Okay, me and my friend have been talking about going diving for like 3 weeks now, well We've had to postpone it because of my head cold and other shit, so now this weekend we're ready and we go rent some tanks! I get there, a More...
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Realty companies are nothing but crooks
Realty companies are nothing but crooks
I really hate realty companies. They charge out the ass for some shitty house/apartment, and then come up with 50 billion excuses not to give you back your deposit. Ugh, I swear they treat me too like I'm still some bullshit More...
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I have trouble reembring if I took my happy pills.
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There are two things you will ever understand:
There are two things you will ever understand:
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When People Delete GOOD Fanfics.
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When Religious Jerks say they'll "pray for you."
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Holy Shit.
Holy Shit.
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The Shittiest Day Ever.
The Shittiest Day Ever.
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&quot;Give me proof that God doesn't exist&quot;
"Give me proof that God doesn't exist"
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im going through hell and you dont even care !!! bitch
im going through hell and you dont even care !!! bitch
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Fucking Ass-hole Ex boyfriend!
Fucking Ass-hole Ex boyfriend!
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Cheating behind my back?
Cheating behind my back?
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